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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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I hate the car journeys.....
Everytime we were in the car and waiting for the old guy in front to turn (they are soooo slow) at the junction, my Dad would say in the middle of the summer, "Come on!! What are you waiting for? Christmas?"
Im just glad all the windows are closed when he shouts it....
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 19:37, Reply)

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