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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My Dad
used to have an answering machine message where he put on a Russian accent and pretended that he was 'Olaf' and that my Dad was "a little.. ..er.. tied up at the moment.'
Actually that was pretty funny. But generally like everyone he cracks the same terrible jokes all the time. If this is endemic of dads in general that perhaps it would explain why our generation are so loath to 'crack a joke.' I really try not to, it's just not cool. Beh, what a sheep.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 19:53, Reply)

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