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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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my grandad had one
that my dad (and older brother) inherited.

upon pouring a drink for you he'd say "say when", then when you'd reach the desired amount you'd say "ok thanks that's enough grandad". he'd keep pouring. "stop grandad!" he'd keep pouring. "er..when!" he'd stop, with a big grin on his face. obviously after the first few dozen times we knew the game even as wee bairns, but we let him get at least near the brim as he enjoyed it so much. although I have seen him overflow the glass when someone was slow to realise.

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(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 9:28, Reply)

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