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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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quite witty
my dad is quite witty... or at least thats what we tell him.

apart from the ovious saying "pardon" or "what" to any remark to do with lack of hearing.

my dad said the following after watching a tv program about the human body:
"do you know how to make a hormone?"-dad
"no. how" - guliable old me
"dont pay her" -dad

how we laughed for hours.... espically my girlfriend
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 23:46, Reply)

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