Nurse!
Bit of a pea.

I was 17/18 out on a school night (A-levels) at the main club in town with a few mates.

Night going very well due to much alcholic brain lubricant. Start chatting to an absolute stunner (long dark hair, tanned, amazing boobs etc..). We start dancing and sucking the air out of each other's lungs and a good night is had by all.

The end of the evening approaches and she asks if I'd like to stay at hers. (She was a nurse sharing with friends).

I said... no... My STUPID virginal self, could only think of the logistics of transport and the cost of a taxi, rather than the cherry-popping delights than no-doubt awaited me.

Do I regret it? Not really, it was perhaps foolish at the time. But, I'm not a one-night-stand person, beliving in chivalry and all that polite other stuff.

Ive been in a fantastic relationship for a long time now, with the World's most perfect woman. So I win basically.

Length? Bigger now.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:46, 8 replies)

rock n roll
fuck me - this is everything that is wrong with the yoof of today
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:19, closed)

Well
It was about fifteen years ago (Christ).

But yeah, I was a bit wet behind the ears I guess...
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:27, closed)

well go and rub some massive drugs into your eyeballs
and pick up some chicks* in your accord

before its too late

*note plural
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:53, closed)

Got it
EYEBALLS

CHICKS PLURAL

ACCORD SEX WAGON.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:17, closed)

i bet shes in your want bank though - so not all is lost
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 16:25, closed)

The wank bank is better
When its her clunge
(lemonadegame, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 4:12, closed)

Phrase-d
That was one of my dads words of wisdom to me when I was younger.
(Cogentesque, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:47, closed)

Chivalry
I For one, Sir applaud your outcome and although it is not in concordance with the renowned "stick it in her pooper" approach, I think you did very well. Good show old bean.
(Cogentesque, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:48, closed)