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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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You fucking idiot.
Fancy coming to a page on comedy website devoted to silly tales expecting silly tales.

I bet you were the sort of philistine who watched 'That's Life' for the stories about toddlers with cancer rather than the talking dogs and carrots shaped like genitalia.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:47, 2 replies)
I heard you have genitals shaped like a baby with a tumour.

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:00, closed)
:(

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:14, closed)
A premature baby.
With a face tumour. In its face.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:27, closed)
:((((((

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:37, closed)
So many chins,
tubby.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:58, closed)
and I'm sure I've heard something like that before...
Un-redeemed.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:40, closed)
MUST.
DEFEND.
THE.
GIRL.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:10, closed)

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