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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Easy now!
Let me fetch the paddling pool and tapioca.

OK.

Now you can fight properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:19, 1 reply)
Sorry, and you are...?
Eh, it doesn't matter. Cancel the paddling pool and the tapioca, just get me a barrel, some fish and a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:27, closed)
I'd take the blindfold off first, you'll do yourself a mischief.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:44, closed)
I'm Sam.
Nice to meet you.

What kind of barrel do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:47, closed)
Preferably one filled with booze

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:49, closed)
It does rather sound like you need a drink.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:52, closed)
He'll be sorry when he fucks a postbox and his lungs fall out.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:56, closed)

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