My lovely mate
- has asked 'what language do they speak in Sweden?'
- has broken half her face whilst throwing up in a club loo off the rim
- laughed so hard she bit her tongue and bled like fuck
- broke up with her girlfriend because she thought she'd cheated on her and felt guilty. Because somehow she got her own lipstick in her knickers


I can barely talk.

One night I downed a lot of alcohol at my mum's before going out. I was shockingly sober, despite accidently not eating (made sure my mates had but not me). Get to the faghouse [home that sells dodgy fags for cheap] and got to their gate. Fell right over. Went for the bus, and fell over at the bus stop. Apparently I knocked myself unconscious. Got up, got on the bus and went to the pub.

When I'd gotten funny looks off people for an hour, I went to the loo. When I looked in the mirror, there was a big flap of skin missing, but I carried on nonetheless, after cleaning up.
Went to a+e after PAIN the next day and it turns out I'd broken my cheekbone.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 17:52, Reply)