thought It would be fun
Did E once.
It caused a blood clot in my vena cava (drains blood from legs back up to heart).
Broke all the non-return valves in my legs so I got to wear ultra-non-sexy stockings now. Also I have all veiny bits all over my naked body, so I dont like getting naked. Hence, I dont like sex with other people all so very much. Also I got to take pills to stop it happening again, how ironic. Gruds are bad, K?

Funny one? Ahh, Ok, if you insist. Once I thought it'd be fun to sort of boost through a door by putting my foot on the wall in front of the door, and like, megajump through the door frame, but my head sort of smashed into the top of the door frame. This was in work in a busy city restaurant... anyway, I got back on the restaurant floor and simultaneously, waitresses' faces dropped when they saw me, and i felt moisture on my face... much bleedy bleedy
(Snake (on a) Crane FKA thwack, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 20:29, 1 reply)

I hit my head on the top of a doorframe once...
It's shocking how much they bleed, isn't it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 11:13, closed)