I like this QOTW
Mainly because I can relate to it. I am a member of the police force and unlike most of the people that work in the force I will admit that life is easy (I can just picture a number of disgruntled readers becoming infuriated and typing a message to their local newspaper already).

Many a cop will usually tell you life is hard and you have crap hours doing a job that only 50% of the population respect you for but that’s not really true especially for our department. Our usual routine is to get into work, brew a coffee while the computer boots up and then check for emails, read B3ta, etc etc.

Should any major crimes come through then I will pull myself off my seat, grab my coat and another coffee and make my way outside to the roof. I then switch on a light and some dude dressed as a flying rodent usually turns up in next to no time and does all the hard work for us. All we have to deal with is the paperwork afterwards and lock up the offending party.

I love working in Gotham. True it can be a pain in the ass hanging about the rooftops in the colder months waiting for him to turn up but hey I’d rather do that than be shot at.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:05, 7 replies)

Well
I think this is what happens anyway. It explains the high crime rate.
(waxdart hello., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:41, closed)

What you talking 'bout
The latest statistics say crime is dropping.

How can the numbers lie?
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:35, closed)

number don't lie
they tell truths from every and any stand point you want them to.
(waxdart hello., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:37, closed)

It's enough to inspire anyone to start Robin.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:56, closed)

Nice
Like that one Vagabond
(mon bison powered by magnets, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:08, closed)

You
Joker!
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:27, closed)

i dont get it. my my, aren't you quite the riddler.
(quibble, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 0:15, closed)