Just read a post from Wales so this is relevant
I'm going up there on Friday to see my all-soul-mate from the 80's we have been friends for all this time, been on teenage related holidays, done the "holiday" by madonna dancing on tables in majorca and all that shite......

Picture 1. Arrive at 4pm - oh I had to get here this early to avoid the M4 traffic from southampton - ah how lovely to see you...........
Picture 2. Fuck me Sarah it great to see you mate, haven't been up here for nearly 2 years mate long overdue... wot we doing then.....

yeah going for meal.......yeah mate......at her hotel........drinks......meal..........drinks....meal..go home.....drinks.........drinks

next day

alright mate, did I have a few last night and who was that bloke ?

lunch.....meal..........drinks......drinks......drinks.......

I go there with 6 bottles of wine and they all get done........

all getting too old............

let you know Monday. ha !
( Tiggy the diver, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:39, 11 replies)

In what context could this drivel be relevant?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:17, closed)

Posts like this
make me think Anecdote Kings is a good idea.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:40, closed)

All stories are collections of words,
but not all collections of words are stories.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:50, closed)

What is this rubbish?

( Bats, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:37, closed)

what random word generator did you use?

( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:20, closed)

To be fair I think she has been on the sauce
While writing this...
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:24, closed)

and...
...she thought she had her email client open? ;)
(DjArcas, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:38, closed)

"let you know Monday"
Well, I for one, can't wait.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:50, closed)

a/s/l?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:59, closed)

Really you don't have to share.
Humour = 0
Relevance = 0
Interest = 0
I'm guessing your hazy memories of a drunk weekend in Wales will have little relevance to next weeks question either...but we may be surprised yet.
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:47, closed)

It's possible that it's
a 'Make your own story' thing where they give you an outline and you fill in the specifics. For example:

"YEAH GOING FOR A MEAL...it'll consist of unicorns testicles and gold covered badgers. Is that something you'd like?...YEAH MATE...the only problem is that I've got that Queen Elizabeth the second coming for tea after she gets home from hunting dragons using her enchanted vagina. I'm meeting her...AT HER HOTEL...where we were planning on engaging in lesbian sex while snorting cocaine and powdered polo mints." and so on.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:43, closed)