this may well be a repost
new year's eve, many years ago. i had got incredibly drunk and decided to go home. occasionally when i'm drunk, i feel the urge to take off all my clothes when i need a wee. this was one of those occasions. i sat my naked arse on the toilet, rested my head on the radiator and fell asleep.
some time later, i awoke to the sound of thunderous knocking on the front door and extremely loud swearing and cursing. it seemed my brother wanted to be let in to the house(it was my fault for not letting him in immediately, of course, not his for forgetting his keys). i jumped up and ran downstairs to open the door, completely forgetting that i was naked.
sadly for my brother, the moment the door opened is one i doubt he'll ever forget. nor will my sister's ex-fiancee, who was with him.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:02, 2 replies)

Please don't use the word 'pearoast', it really is awful.

Thanks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:17, closed)

i don't really like to
but it seems to be the norm. now i know others dislike it, i shall change it forthwith
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:19, closed)

What happened to teh instead of the?

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:46, closed)