I once had to sit for three or four whole minutes on the Corkscrew
while some great blubbery mound of humiliation argued that she should be allowed to ride even though it was plain to everybody that her vastness was well beyond anything imagined by the designers of the carriages or the restraints.

The final blow was when she demanded to see the supervisor and the spotty herbert who was asking her to leave said "Fine. But you won't have got any smaller by the time he gets here."
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:47, 1 reply)

Zing!
To good to be true, mind.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:42, closed)

I suspect this anecdote has benefited from twenty five years of dubious memory.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:30, closed)

I find that very hard to believe.
Did you not write it down like the rest of us?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 21:48, closed)

I've had most of it tattooed backwards on my abdomen.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:24, closed)