relationships
I dont just fake orgasms when the bloke is inefficient, ive been known to fake entire relationships! I once dated a student who lived a few hundred miles away. I decided I needed to leave home, so i went up to newcastle to live with him and his to arsehole housemates. He was a creep, but I figured, hey i'm living rent free, he is paying for everything, i dont need to work so I'm getting off easy! All i had to do was keep him sweet for a while. Turned out he decided he wanted to hit me, but for 6 months I faked the whole relationship, was having it off with his best mate, lived rent free, and only had to work for 6 weeks, Not bad for the occasional shag and obligatory 'i love you', ah well...alls well that ends well i guess.
(santas_lil_hohoho is packing her vibrator suitcase, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:59, 7 replies)

A positive spin :)
I really like the fact that vices like being emotionally dead on the inside and being bereft of any principles have been presented as virtues. I can tell your glass half full kinda gal.
(HeroSeeksNemesis currently breaking my record for days alive, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:19, closed)

...
'glass' half full
( the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:37, closed)

well...
forget half full darling, my glass is always full to the brim ;)
(santas_lil_hohoho is packing her vibrator suitcase, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:45, closed)

So... you were a prostitute? Sex for accomodation.
Either that or a heartless greedy cold soul who thinks of no one but yourself and uses others. Nice.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 1:03, closed)

You sound like a right catch.......
Hats off to you, it takes a confident person to sleep with someone for accomodation!

If he moved to a bigger house, would you have to do more deviant things in lieu of rent?
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:16, closed)

Yurk
I'd probably feel the urge to hit someone if I got used like that.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:16, closed)

It is
women like you who have fucked my head up over the years, i am so glad the suffragettes did not die and get arrested in vain.

*edit he is scum for hitting you.
( Trollman, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:54, closed)