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This is a question Faking it

Rakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."

So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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Im an I.T Support techy...
And I think one of the female users is starting to fake I.T problems in order to see me :) I work for a medium sized company and theres only me and another guy who does IT. But sure enough she will email me, and call me multiple times a day with various problems. Most of which I know she can figure out herself, shes not stupid. I think she just likes me going there as we get on and have a bit of a laugh and stuff.
Is this the start of a beautiful relationship?
Or does she just want my body?

Or perhaps I have it wrong, and as im supposed to be a professional Im not supposed to fratinise with the staff.

Its difficult, when a girl likes a guy they dont come out with it. its always subtle hints that I will always miss. doh!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:12, 5 replies)
Pop your cock out on her desk and see what happens
That should clear things up.

Good luck!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:22, closed)
Eagle, this is Houston. You are go for docking.
"I'm not supposed to fraternise with the staff." Where do you work? The 19th century?

Wait till she gives you a call just before lunchtime, string out the repair/replacement, say you're going out for lunch and would she like to come?

Worked for me.

And if it doesn't work for you, you've just reduced your workload :-)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:44, closed)
eh?
Is he serious?

You're doing her work for her. and she knows it. you're never going to get any off her. Trust me.

Unless she's a FELLOW technician. Then you will. TRUST ME ON THAT 1 TOO ;)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:46, closed)
Does she have...
...big norks and a scoop-necked top which she carefully tugs downwards to show them off to the best advantage?

If so, then you're in there.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:10, closed)
Grrr
its always subtle hints that I will always miss. doh!

You had better report, before the closure of this QOTW, that you have asked her out or you will forever be known as fucknuckleknobjockey and thats not an entirely complimentary nickname.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:26, closed)

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