* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Who's there?This one wasn't me but my brother. We were sitting at the tea table having our evening family meal when my brother gassed it painfully sounding. It litterally went BANG! And then my dad went to answer the front door, yep he thought this fart was someone knocking at the door. He came back rather puzzled complaining that someone must have knocked on the door and run away.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:45, Reply)
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