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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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There is a little game I play at work. I like to call it Drinks Machine Roulette.
Sort of like Russian Roulette but less fatal and more flatulent. I step up to the drinks machine, fart and then key in my drink request. I like the adrenaline rush that comes with the fear of discovery. Will I be able to grab my drink and flee before someone marks me down as a stinky bastard. I know one day I'll get caught but the joy of dropping one for the next poor unfortunate soul is too much of a lure. It is an addiction.

Number 99 chilled water is for the amateur. Number 22 black coffee for the professional.
But number 52; freshly brewed white tea with sugar, that is the mark of the Olympiad.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 13:42, closed)

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