Ooooo, I must have touched a nerve!
He put me on Ignore! Poor little man is Upset On The Internet, it seems.
( Wanderer, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 12:50, 1 reply)

I put all the bleating background sheep on ignore
you all inevitably sound the ignore horn within two or three minutes ... because you're very busy and not at all obsessed by somebody on the internet
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 12:54, closed)

...and delete things when someone makes a reply that you don't like.

I find you amusing in a sad sort of way. I merely looked up your stats, did a very basic computation and put it forth. I'm pretty sure that I drastically underestimated the time spent by at least a factor of four. Apparently your dependence on this site fill some hole in your life, going by your dedication to it.

You've spent over a decade on this. Quite an achievement. *slow clap*
( Wanderer, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 13:03, closed)

do you cunts have a script or are you all the same petulant little nobody?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 13:22, closed)

Awwwww.
*patting Shambo on the head*

Bless.
( Wanderer, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 6:23, closed)

do you cunts have a script

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 9:31, closed)

'Yes' then?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:24, closed)

Well, if you insist...
Doing the same thing, I find that Amorous Badger has posted 59078 messages on /talk, 10874 messages on /qotw, 755 on /board, and 193 on /links. Not counting the "stories" on QOTW or the massive amount of time spent on his life's work in his prized Archive, we get 49 days spent on here in the past 11 years if we assume one minute per post. Again, I'd say that my estimate is off by at least a factor of four, probably more in this case.

Another life made complete by b3ta. Good thing that time wasn't wasted on getting out to see other people or doing some sort of work.
( Wanderer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:43, closed)

They must all be the same person.
There's no way this amount of dullness and misplaced pomposity can occur more than once in a generation.
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 15:43, closed)

Alright, Shambo

( Wanderer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 5:45, closed)

alright weepy background noise no. 36

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 7:41, closed)

^upset sock puppet^

( Wanderer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:48, closed)

jesus you're thick

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:57, closed)