If anyone out there...
Can only get overwhelmingly aroused by the sight of laydeez doing DIY or other building type stuff, then please come round to mine with your engorged member and some Army Surplus equipment and help me build my kitchen.

Two birds. One stone.
( Sallyrsm, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 12:43, 4 replies)

Why not go the dom route and get some guy over who likes to be told what to do.

( girlinthehole, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 12:44, closed)

Why didn't I think of that??
Shame I don't know any snivelling worms with kitchen fitting/plumbing experience.

Am prepared to wear a pair of 4" fuck me stilettos and kick them in the nuts while they hang my units.
( Sallyrsm, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 12:57, closed)

You'll find
there's plenty of subs who will jump at the chance to come round and do the work for you. Only they won't. They will be more interested in crawling around, snivelling, bratting, making mistakes so that Mistress will punish them etc, it's part of a fantasy for them, not an honest exchange of services. You'll never get the fucking cupboards up properly.

So says a Domme friend of mine anyway. (Who passes my name and number on to loads of her friends because she knows I'll do the work properly, me being the exception to the rule. I'd be financially far better off if I was billing these people rather than getting a session as payment for my labour. The price I pay for being a deviant.)
(Rsoles, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:02, closed)

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And if anyone fancies watching me sitting around being lazy and drinking beer, my living room needs decorating. Just saying.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 25 Oct 2009, 16:40, closed)