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I work at a well know DIY store while I am studying, the pittance that I get paid helps me buy essentials (beer). Anyway this DIY store has offers on every Wednesday for the over 60`s with a discount card, it’s easy to apply for, they just need some ID such as driving licence, passport, bus pass. Anyway the customers on a Wednesday are referred to as the PSOF or Piss Soaked Old fuckers. For good reason, most of the doddery old sods stink. If you have pissed and shit yourself do you really need three bags of concrete and twelve plants that have been marked down to 10p each as they are dead?
(Orkstomper, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:50, 9 replies)

Hehe
My dad swears by those discount Wednesdays. He'll find it funny that the staff call them that.

He doesn't piss / shit himself though...

much
(King Nightmare, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:25, closed)

Oh come on, your name is Son of Ploppy after all.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:49, closed)

Zing!

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:16, closed)

Just be thankful you don't have to
"Clean up, Rm.3"
Oh & hope to god your kids love you. A lot.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:31, closed)

you seem like a charming and well balanced child.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:59, closed)

I thought that well known DIY store was largely staffed by the over 60s.
(mmm savoury snacks, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:02, closed)

OP clearly has a thing for the elderly.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:22, closed)

I take the father in law
just to get the discount. Don't really shop there much though as specialist merchants tend to be much cheaper.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:58, closed)

Old people need to bury the corpses of irritating partners under the patio too
And the dead plants give the impression that it's been there for ages. Learn from your elders and betters, laddie.
(ubergeekian, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:55, closed)