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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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Cold toilet seats.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:25, closed)
I just have my butler buy specially heated seats for me.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:26, closed)
I piss on the seat,
but I get no thanks.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:43, closed)
That's what your fag's for, silly.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:29, closed)
I hate it when toilet seats complain that they're cold. They should get a fucking job and buy some jumpers.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:58, closed)
But is there anything more disturbing than a warm toilet seat?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:37, closed)
A wet toilet seat

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:48, closed)
I see your wet toilet seat and raise you a toilet seat covered with faeces.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:52, closed)
mmmm
faeces
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:41, closed)
Worse...
...Warm public toilet seats.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:39, closed)

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