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Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.

Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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From the Red Dwarf cookbook...
...the Triple Fried Egg Sandwich with Chilli Sauce and Chutney. Proof here.

I agree with Rimmer's review of it - "You see, all the ingredients are wrong. The fried eggs, wrong. The chutney, wrong. The chili sauce, all wrong. But put them together and somehow, it works. It becomes right."
(, Sun 30 Jun 2013, 21:50, 6 replies)
I thought the 'triple' bit meant it had three eggs, not three slices.
You learn something new every day.
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 7:44, closed)
OH NO I DUN IT ALL RONG!
Agane!
(, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:26, closed)
That looks pretty tasty.
Do you have to eat it before the bread dissolves?
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 12:42, closed)
With Naga chilli sauce...
Yes.
(, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:26, closed)
haha smegging smeg off you smegger!
Haha! Smeg is a rude word! Smeg!
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:54, closed)
As it happens it is a mildly rude word.
When you spell it out as cock cheese or vaginal discharge more people seem to find it offensive though, for some reason.
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 22:47, closed)

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