Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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Long story short: I quit my job because it was shitand I have five or so months until Uni life begins, which means getting acquainted with the joyous activity of temping. I'm an agency virgin so was a little nervous about applying for shitty jobs, but a good night on the lash the night before helped me overcome my fears.
Anyway, the initial interview (to see if I am suitable for the exciting world of paper filing) went without a hitch, I even started to impress myself. Then, we stood up, shook hands and the job lady asked me what I was doing for the rest of the day. "I'm a bit hungover actually, I'll probably go back to bed," was my genius reply. I'd have been better off saying "Actually, there's a few dead hookers in the boot of my car, I'd better dispose of them sometime today!"
I've still not been given any work.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:21, Reply)
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