Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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Jeremy Beadle hand, and tramps and pizzas.1. I was out for a few drinks with a friend, and was introduced to his twin brother who, i noticed, had a "Jeremy Beadle" hand. After a few rounds it was this guys turn to get the drinks in. There were four of us, so when he asked me what i wanted to drink I said "i'll come with you and give you A HAND at the bar..." followed by awkward glances as i realized my faux pas.
2. After a night out drinking with some friends we had decided to get some pizzas for the walk home. On the way we passed a homeless person. I couldn't eat my last few slices of pizza, so thought that the homeless guy might appreciate a free meal. Offering him the pizza he seemed pleased, and asked what was on it. "it's ham and pineapple" i said. "Oh, i dont like pineapple" he said, to which, in my slightly tactless and drunken state replied "well, beggars cant be choosers!"
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:31, Reply)
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