My ex was born without social filters: the concepts of "tact", "discretion" and "consideration for other people's feelings" are alien to her
Consequently I was often wishing the ground would open up and swallow me.

Perhaps the worst was emerging from the cinema after she'd spend the entire three hours of Schindler's List laughing loudly...

She was Jewish, by ancestry, as it happens.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:44, 3 replies)

Was it because you'd stuck your penis through the bottom of the popcorn and she'd mistaken it for an unpopped kernel?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:46, closed)

Ancestry is often the way jewishness works.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:27, closed)

Really? I'm Jewish by the roll of a pair of eight sided dice.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:08, closed)