Could be worse
Another guy I know did actually get involved in a threesome. Unfortunately it was of the two blokes-one girl type, and it quickly became apparent that the girl was only interested in his friend. He was left sat on the edge of the bed watching.

Feeling a bit guilty, his mate reached over and wanked him off. Ewwww....

Since these are the only two people I know who have either been involved in threesomes or come close, I've kind of gone off the idea.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:50, 2 replies)

That's nasty
On the third occasion that I was presented with the possibilty of a threesome, one of the girls was a lesbian, so I didn't get to touch her at all :C

The one mentioned above was the second time I'd been offered one, the first time I was with a fat slapper who stank of marlboro lights, and an anaemic midget. The anaemic midget's mother (who looked like Leo Sayer) caught us just before things got interesting. THANK GOD.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:57, closed)

Have you
posted a story on this?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:08, closed)

I think I might have mentioned it before
I can't remember.

Have you read a similar story before? Or are you Steve? -if you are Steve, I'm sorry man, I know she's your sister, but she jumped me.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:10, closed)

Brilliant!
Nah, just was curious as it sounds like a good yarn!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:11, closed)

I'm pretty sure I have
but I'll have to re-post the whole story if a 'Have you ever nearly had a threesome with two sadistic, hideous slappers only to be caught by a very strange looking woman?' QOTW comes up.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:14, closed)

I've been waiting for a QOTW on threesomes for ages
but alas it has never happened, so I'm just telling the stories anyway.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:18, closed)

I'm surprised there hasn't been one
It seems like a pretty obvious QOTW doesn't it? I've used up both my stories now but it sounds like there's quite a few good ones out there judging from the above.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:25, closed)

Me too
Suggest it as a question Mrs, you're bound to get picked because you've got norks.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:25, closed)

I'm bored
with threesomes, foursomes, and moresomes. Really, the magic does wear off pretty quickly, although the first couple of times are fucking brilliant (brilliant fucking). As a single bloke spending my nights out at swingers clubs and parties, what I really really would like is an unrushed 1 to 1, in a private room, with a permanent, monogamous partner. Sad, aint it?

Actually, with the odd 2 girl encounter now and again, they are still pretty damned special, despite what I said above!

Oh, and if anyone is thinking of trying to set up a 3some with their partner, FFS, remember NO ALCOHOL. The nights I have seen slowly turning sour as people sober up and begin to regret their actions......tragic.
(Rsoles, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:39, closed)

Hmm
Sage advice there mate, or better yet, do it with people you quite like, but aren't in love with.. 'cos it can get very very messy, alcohol or no..
Messier yet when her boyfriend comes home. Oh deary deary me....
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:47, closed)

If
you have to get yourself, or her, pissed, or if you have to do any persuading/whinging ("You would do it if you loved me..."), trust me, it will end in tears, possibly expensive ones if you are trying it with the love of your life.
Another tip for couples - don't get her best friend in because they are both curious. Fucking hell, if anything has a huge DANGER sign over it, that has, but still people do it. Unbelievably stupid. You can guarantee the Mrs will be counting the strokes in her best friend, and if she gets 1 more than her......."You prefer her, boo hoo".


If anyone from the Sun is reading this, I'm free to do a Dear Rsoles column.
(Rsoles, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:05, closed)

Nasty.
Why he hadn't left already I don't know, but when his mate reached over and began manhandling his todger, it surely should have told him it's time to leave.
( Moey, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:59, closed)

Yeah, that's what I thought
Apparently he felt like it would be embarrassing if he left.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:26, closed)

...but if he, y'know
finished , doesn't that make him a ghey?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:27, closed)

Yep, he finished.
He's with a girl nowadays and as far as I know this is the only male-on-male handjob he's ever had. I just can't understand why he told people at work this story.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:30, closed)

Attention
or perhaps some clandestine man lovin'?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:34, closed)