Frank Zappa sang it best
I won't quote the whole song here but here's a smidgen of the lyrics from "Dumb All Over" (great tune):

"...And when his humble tv servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
Its okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
cause if we dont do it,
We aint gwine up to hebbin!
(depending on which book youre using at the
Time...cant use theirs... it dont work
...its all lies...gotta use mine...)
Aint that right?
Thats what they say
Every night...
Every day...
Hey, we cant really be dumb
If were just following gods orders
Hey, lets get serious...
God knows what hes doin
He wrote this book here
An the book says:
He made us all to be just like him,
So...
If were dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(an maybe even a little ugly on the side)"

Mmmm, nice!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:19, 2 replies)

Frank Zappa
'the unfunny smartarse's unfunny smartarse'

(c) Me, just now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:44, closed)

I thought he said it better with
"Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:24, closed)