Strangely enough
Worked for Pizza Hut.
But worse than that, door-to-door sales.
And even worse than that, telephone cold-calling.

Why yes, I am the bastard you are looking for.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:52, 5 replies)

I have done two of those.
I leave the deduction to the reader, but will state that I still enjoy pizza.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:11, closed)

I've done door to door
it's soul destroying
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:14, closed)

You son of a bitch

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:25, closed)

Done door-to-door as well,
and it is indeed soul-destroying, especially when you're making your way round a Hackney housing estate at 21:00 in the pouring rain with holes in your shoes.

I've worked in a call centre too but it was taking calls rather than making them; they did ask me to start cold-calling but I told them to get stuffed.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:40, closed)

Surely you sould have become a whore?
Or a drug dealer specialising in school gates deliveries?
Or perhaps just held a knife to some poor old person's throat?
Heck, you could rub a stick in dogshit and threaten school kids for their dinner money and it would still be a moral step up from invasion of privacy and coercion.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:34, closed)