Occasionally...
I serve on our jewellery counter at work. It is unusual but it does happen.

One day I happen to be serving when two gentlemen walk in. They are both very jolly, rather rotund and look rather similar. Oh and they are very, very gay.

I was happy to serve them with a selection of wedding bands which they were looking at and I asked a fateful question... do you know what sizes you are.? One of them replied...

"Oh we know the sizes, we spent yesterday evening comparing rings".

SOMEHOW I managed to control myself but serving through gritted teeth with a ventriliquist's dummy style smile lasted only until they had left and I was in the stockroom hooting like a hyena.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 21:12, 4 replies)

Heh! Chortle *Click!*
( Vambo, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 21:51, closed)

You naughty person you
I have snot on my monitor.

Again.

*Click*
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 23:31, closed)

I marvel at your self-control
Bravo, and click
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:40, closed)

Julian and Sandy?
(Benzyl, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:51, closed)