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It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.

What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Recently, and this is awful
I have been using a special deodorant that is basically a massive lump of salt. I don't sweat much, I don't trust anything that merrily covers me in unpronounceable chemicals (unless it makes me look pretty, obviously) but I don't want to smell, and this stuff is amazing - it apparently stops the bacteria forming which is what makes the BO. I just can't, no matter how busy a day, smell. Fantastic.

So then I got thinking. What KIND of salt? It's like a piece of glassy quartz, so it's not like rubbing yourself down with Malvern or LoSalt.

What does it TASTE like?

Frankly, the most salty, salty thing you can imagine with added salt.

And every few days, curiosity gets the better of me again, and I have to see HOW salty, all over again.

Fair enough, this goes on immediately after the shower, but it's still been in my armpit, and I still find it fascinating.

Wrong.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:22, 7 replies)
TELL ME THE SECRET OF THE SALT!
I MUST KNOW THE NAME OF THIS B.O VILLAIN!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:34, closed)
i licked mine
i will never do it again

i think you are broken
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:40, closed)
i love this stuff
i now use the liquid spray version of it as I find the big lump of it starts to crumble and form really sharp edges after a few months which is painful for my delicate underarms (salt + grazes = STINGING).

the spray version, unfortunately, doesn't taste like salt. no no.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:47, closed)
I have to ask.
How do you taste it? From the source? Or do you lick your own armpit? Or do you run a finger through your armpit and then taste it?

Don't get me wrong, this is not a kink of mine, just curiousness.

Smurf
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:38, closed)
what is this marvellous invention?
I demand salty knowledge!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 16:52, closed)
FORSOOTH!
Is this not Alum you speak of?
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 19:05, closed)
it's called
PitRock. it's great and good for the environment too as it eliminates the need for an aerosol can.

ok, advert over.
(, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 23:08, closed)

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