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It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.

What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Weirding people out
The tube - I hate it... I'm from up North and I don't like the level of rudeness that it brings out of people - I'm just not used to having my face rammed into someone else's armpit.

My guilty pleasure?

Looking at people - try it, I dare you. Look at someone on the tube, it'll freak them out - I do this at every opportunity just for the reaction.

Or try to start a conversation, another sure fire way to weird out those Southerners...

I love doing it and I'm not even sorry.

Saying that, I have had some pretty good conversations with people who turn out to be Northerners - making me and cedde person the two nutters on the tube.

And I don't even look weird :o)

My greatest moment? Buying a bunch of carnations for the b3ta meet, removing one and giving them to a girl sat just outside Waitrose in Kensington saying "Here you go, you look like you needed these" and walked off without looking back.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:12, 9 replies)
LOL
That's brilliant I think i might try this next time I have a job lol

xxxx
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:06, closed)
Ack
I'm a Londoner, and I too hate the rudeness on the tube. But not as much as being head height to most people's armpits *shudders whilst holding breath*
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:00, closed)
I'm with you on this one....
...being a friendy Norherner myself I take great pleasure in trying to talk to people on the tube when I'm in London. I also walk around with a spring in my step and smile at people which results in Southerners thinking that I'm mad!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 14:43, closed)
Try giving way to another car.
The Southern gits look as if they think you're about to shoot them.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 16:59, closed)
Happy
Just going around in London with a happy look on your face is another way of freaking people out (down south).

Or just be polite :-)
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 18:37, closed)
*click*
just for the flowers, really. lovely thing to do.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:38, closed)
Thanks
Thanks Stapleface - I couldn't bear to throw them away so I had to give them to someone and she looked like the kind of girl that would appreciate them. And she did :-)

I didn't do it to weird her out at all, I did it as a nice gesture - it felt good to do something nice like that in a world like this.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 22:07, closed)
I'm southern
Fully converted now, mind. I love northerners. I hate going down south. I don't see how people "socialise" down there when they're afraid to talk to someone they don't already know.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 22:47, closed)
I am a Londoner
born and bred, and I ALWAYS talk to people who talk to me on the tube. So ner.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 14:48, closed)

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