When I'm a passenger ...
or on the bus or the train I'll take any small spec on the window or windscreen and line it up on people's heads etc and use it like the crosshairs in a gunsight and pretend I'm mowing people down. I've done it for as long as I can remember and I'm in my northern 40s now.
( Ramsay Tupper, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:18, 8 replies)

I'll definitely be doing this now

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:26, closed)

I thought I was the only one
I take it a step further by imagining the bigger specs are a crosshair for an RPG. I travel a lot more on trains but this weirdness is best carried on buses....more targets mwhhahaah!!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:28, closed)

Phew
Its not just me then. I also pretent that Im a skateboarder on the roofs of the houses doing tricks from one roof to the next.
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:57, closed)

and me
though I try for selected precision headshots rather than wholesale massacres. I'm not some sort of nutter.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:58, closed)

You're me, you are.
Or I'm you.

I've been doing this since I was 8. I'm almost 50.

Score 3 points for a headshot. Extra point for a) open mouth from dead ahead, or b) into an eye [*] from a range in excess of 30 feet.

One 2004 journey through downtown San Francisco netted me 257 points, a never-matched score.

This is why they never give new immigrants a firearms license. I've been here 20 years, and now live in a "must issue" state (where if you apply for a permit to carry a concealed weapon, unless you're a felon, they have to give you the permit.) I think I'm safe...

[*] Either eye. I'm not weird.
(IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:02, closed)

Phew
I am more normal than I thought then (or more people are as strange as me).

Been doing as long as I can remember being alive but never told anyone in case they thought I was a psycho!!
(Wooden meal is. Or is he?, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:11, closed)

Derrick Bird was in his 'northern 40s' wasn't he?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:53, closed)

Oh, haven't you heard?
Because I thought everyone had heard that the bird is the word...
BBB-BIRD BIRD BIRD SAID THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:18, closed)