I have a garage and a cellar
Both serve the purpose of hoardyholes.

I posess.
Approximately 50m of Co-ax
Approx 50m 0f phone extension and about half a dozen extra extensions. I have a cordless phone
Countless PC power leads.
Two zip drives.
A box of 'fixings' containing ANY screw/bolt/nut/washer/metal bit that came with ANY furniture or was salvaged when ANYTHING went to the skip.
A box of bits of electronic stuff, just in case. I am useless with electronics.
Many many pieces of wood, just incase yousee?
Approx 300m of various household cable
A pile of spare bricks
A pile of spare slabs
Get the picture?
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:21, 7 replies)

Yay
a fucking list
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:23, closed)

You could make another garage with all that

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:04, closed)

Oh man, I've got some stuff kicking about too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:16, closed)

Corpses don't really kick about much AB.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:25, closed)

You need a three phase electricity supply.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:21, closed)

Fuck.
Me too.

Perhaps we're all twins or sutin?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:21, closed)

It all sounds perfectly reasonable.

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:12, closed)