Do you still live at home Vag?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:51, 1 reply)

Sadly not.
As it would make it a hell of a lot easier to get them planted if I did, and, since they live several tens of miles from each other, I'd have to come to some sort of rotary agreement.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:05, closed)

Only pissing you V.
I know you are a salty man of the world.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:14, closed)

I've touched a lady and everything.
I say "touched" I mean "seen", and I say "lady" I mean "photograph".

I say "photograph" I mean "sketch".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:22, closed)

and when you say sketch
you mean imagination.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:13, closed)

Notice the eventual total ignorance of the /trolls
but srsly Vag - which side of the fence?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:24, closed)

Not sure I'm understanding your banter, Sir.
Which side of what fence?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:25, closed)

Stealing a technique from The good Dr. & AB
b3ta.com/questions/horriblethings/post1248096
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:55, closed)

I haven't stolen a "technique" from anyone
Unless "taking the piss" is now copyrighted. Jesus Christ. The "actually my mother's dead" routine is NOT a get-out clause, it's just a way to mark yourself out as being one of the little ones, and generally someone who can dish it out but not take it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:58, closed)

Do elucidate,
how does me declaring that my mother died (more-so the horrible situation I invoked) mark me as someone who can't hack it?
Exactly?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:05, closed)

Ring, you and I get on pretty well.
If you can't see that the all of the above was made in affectionate jest, then perhaps you should have me on ignore.

I'm really sorry for upsetting you - that was not my original intention.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:14, closed)

No harm, no foul then
b3ta.com/questions/horriblethings/post1248154
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:20, closed)