Possible Urban Legend
This is a story from a "my mate's mate" source and should be treated as such.

Story:

My Mate's Mate (known as MMM now) went to Uni. He ended up sharing a room with someone (call him Roomy) and everything on the outside seemed fine apart from 1 odd thing...

MMM explained to my mate that Roomy was a good roomate as he seemed really nice and they shared the same views on cleaning and tidying. His only complaint was that he always woke up in the mornings with a headache adn a sore bum but could never work out why.

This went on for a couple of months until 1 afteful evening when MMM woke up in the middle of the night to find Roomy standing over him just about to put a rag over his nose and mouth. Absolute panic follows and after a rather loud screaming torrent of accusations adn questions the truth emerged.

Roomy had been waiting for MMM to fall asleep then he had been chloroforming him and using him to satisify his homesexual urges.

Needless to say MMM and Roomy now live a content and happy life together.

(well actually no, I think Roomy went to prison and MMM to counciling)
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:49, 11 replies)

100% Gilt edged, fine bone china, with genuine cubic zirconium studding
in a fine wooden presentation box engraved with your monogram and certificate of authenticity level of urban legend.

Exact story was doing the round in Newcastle College in the mid 90s
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:07, closed)

chinny reck-on
I suspect this one needs to be filed alongside 'my dad's in the SAS' in Jimmy Hill's book of facts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:09, closed)

And there was that one
about a fella who had a pigs heart transplanted into him, and he went ferral and ran off to live in the woods, using his nose to dig up truffles.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:13, closed)

The same
I read a case while i was working at some lawyers and a man did the same thing but to his wife.
This guy was a lot worse as he got a prossie to rag her with a strap on while she was out and he managed to shove his daughters pet rat up her growler along with a lot of other stuff that i can't be bothered to type.
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:21, closed)

Fuck me!!!
I hope these legal documents associated with the case didn't use the same terminology you've used here... Though the thought of a high court judge reading out 'growler' is incredibly appealing, for some reason.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:27, closed)

...
They didnt use that excact terminology but they did have some very tasy pictures for me to gawp at (not of the rat growler fiasco tho just of a hooker ramming her)
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:33, closed)

'Possible Urban Legend'
I don't think theres a 'possible' about it.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:43, closed)

Have I ever mentioned...
...the kid at my school, who was having a wank, and when he'd finished, there was a cup of tea on his bedside table his mum had left?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:46, closed)

or that kid
my mum's friends sister's cousin..who smeared dog food on her lower area and..zzzz
( my_cat_has_no_shoes meh meh meh MEH MEH, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:49, closed)

Oh
And the call was coming form inside the house because the petrol attendant saw a guy get in the back of your car while you woke up with a scar where your kidney should be
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:50, closed)

No, but you told me about the time
your ex-brother strapped a JATO rocket to his Calibra and crashed it into a mountain.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:00, closed)