My great house
I shared a huose right, with these three Page Three Models and they all had boyfriends who were drug dealers who were always impressed that i could do 50 grammes in an hour and one day I totally beat them up and then chatted up the girls despite my aspergers which the internet said I had, and they all sucked me off except that they didn't because that was their first mistake and I went off and wanked off my uncle instead.

Sorry about length.

Cheers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:50, 10 replies)

PORKY PIES!

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:14, closed)

funny lies
well done
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:23, closed)

But did you run out of ice cream at any point?
I MUST KNOW.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:24, closed)

His mum walked in and left a cup of tea on the table.
And then joined in.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:24, closed)

But it wasn't his mum
IT WAS REALLY A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!1111 etc.


What a terrible housemate!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:32, closed)

Hang on...
He had sex with a baby?

WOZ IT BABBY P? IZ WIV DA ANGleS NOW XXXXXxxxxXXX
( Cawl, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:40, closed)

*leaves vulgar teddy and misspelled card at scene*
*Liverpool has an hour's silence*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:47, closed)

As long as the card has
"LUV U 4EVA" in it, that's fine.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:48, closed)

Fret not
It certainly does, sorry 'duz'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:51, closed)

Oh come on....
...who HASN'T this happened to? It's happened to me twice already.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:51, closed)