Housemates
Catch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
( , Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
Catch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
( , Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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My great house
I shared a huose right, with these three Page Three Models and they all had boyfriends who were drug dealers who were always impressed that i could do 50 grammes in an hour and one day I totally beat them up and then chatted up the girls despite my aspergers which the internet said I had, and they all sucked me off except that they didn't because that was their first mistake and I went off and wanked off my uncle instead.
Sorry about length.
Cheers.
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:50, 10 replies)
I shared a huose right, with these three Page Three Models and they all had boyfriends who were drug dealers who were always impressed that i could do 50 grammes in an hour and one day I totally beat them up and then chatted up the girls despite my aspergers which the internet said I had, and they all sucked me off except that they didn't because that was their first mistake and I went off and wanked off my uncle instead.
Sorry about length.
Cheers.
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:50, 10 replies)
His mum walked in and left a cup of tea on the table.
And then joined in.
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:24, closed)
And then joined in.
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:24, closed)
But it wasn't his mum
IT WAS REALLY A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!1111 etc.
What a terrible housemate!
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:32, closed)
IT WAS REALLY A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!1111 etc.
What a terrible housemate!
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:32, closed)
Hang on...
He had sex with a baby?
WOZ IT BABBY P? IZ WIV DA ANGleS NOW XXXXXxxxxXXX
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:40, closed)
He had sex with a baby?
WOZ IT BABBY P? IZ WIV DA ANGleS NOW XXXXXxxxxXXX
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:40, closed)
*leaves vulgar teddy and misspelled card at scene*
*Liverpool has an hour's silence*
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:47, closed)
*Liverpool has an hour's silence*
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:47, closed)
Oh come on....
...who HASN'T this happened to? It's happened to me twice already.
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:51, closed)
...who HASN'T this happened to? It's happened to me twice already.
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:51, closed)
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