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My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.

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ladies
ever done that thing where you fall over and your leg twists, causing your heel to ram itself into your most intimate bits?
hurts like fuck, doesn't it?
especially when you're wearing rollerboots :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:05, 7 replies)
How far
up did they go?
(username failed moderation, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:17, closed)
fortunately
pants formed a barrier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:36, closed)
Good job it wasn't ice skates

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:48, closed)
that
is very true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:52, closed)
D:

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:45, closed)
For a man, it would bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "Ball Bearings"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:49, closed)
That was a
wheelie bad pun.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 22:24, closed)

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