I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What was Moseley's favourite beverage?Ousted Jews
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 23:02,
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Why do scuba divers like being Power Rangers?Because it's more fin time
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Why is it uncomfortable to have sex with teenage Swiss footballers?Young Boys Bern.
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What do you call it when the dancer from the Happy Mondays steals money he was entrusted to guard?EmBezlement.
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I tried smuggling drugs via Games Workshop's logistic network, but the young members of a local wargaming club grassed me up to the police and I was caught.I would've got away with it if it wasn't for those modelling kids.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:07,
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What do you call it when a sentry bee steals honey it was entrusted to guard?Embuzzlement.
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I tried smuggling drugs to the competitors in the Youth Olympic Games individual freestyle swimming event but the participants in the event where swimmers perform four different swimming styles in order grassed me up to the police and I was caught.I would've got away with it if it wasn't for those medleying kids.
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I tried smuggling drugs to groups of Indian women in Mumbai, but the street urchins eating lentils grassed me up to the police and I was caught.I would've got away with it if it wasn't for those me dahl in kids.
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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Sep 2025, 12:22,
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I tried smuggling drugs to the lower-ranked competitors in the Youth Olympic Games, but the podium finishers grassed me up to the police and I was caught.I would've got away with it if it wasn't for those medalling kids.
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I tried smuggling drugs directly fron the streets of a large Colombian city, but the local youth population grassed me up to the police and I was caught. I would've got away with it if it wasn't for those Medellin kids.
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Which south-east Asian fried rice dish containing meat and/or vegetables served as the Oberbefehlshaber der Luftwaffe until the final days of the National Socialist German Workers' Party?Nazi Göring
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What is the angriest sporting event?Cross country.
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 18 Sep 2025, 7:28,
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latest was 2 weeks ago)
A new colour of pepper has been discovered.Peppers were smashed together at high speed in the Large Padron Collider.
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 17 Sep 2025, 19:44,
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Which American avant-garde artist, musician and filmmaker who achieved unexpected commercial success when her song "O Superman" reached number two in the UK singles chart in 1981, now runs a successful haulage company with her boy?Laurie Anderson
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 16:10,
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Which English author often referred to as "The father of science fiction" was very good at delivering goods to supermarkets?HGV Wells
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 19:42,
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Which Cumberland born lorry entrepreneur fucking hated vans but was always useful when it came to the transportation and storage of Matt Groening memorabilia?Eddie Stow-bart.
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Which 80's tennis player also had a successful removals business?Ivan Lendl
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 16 Sep 2025, 12:28,
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Which deceased Grand Prince of Moscow and all Russia, Russia's first Tsar, now runs a successful non-profit transporting loathsome and repulsive social outcasts on day trips?Ivan the Terrible
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 19:12,
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my sons joke from a few years backwhy did the mermaid climb the tree?
because sheep.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 11:17,
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latest was 2 weeks ago)
Which 84 year-old Polish-American former WWF World Tag Team Champion wrestler and bodybuilder now runs a succesful winter sports utility delivery business?Ivan Putski.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 22:54,
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Which Mexican-born American 2nd generation director and actor, best known for appearing in Heartbreak Ridge, and for directing and starring in New Jack City, is also an Adventure Time character with a Nintendo themed vehicle?Mario Van Peebles
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 17:23,
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Which 60's girl group could easily sort you out with a nice second hand Volkswagon Transporter or Ford Transit?Martha and the VanDealers.
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My cat is always sick after licking her feet.Turns out she is cat-toes intolerant.
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Sep 2025, 13:29,
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3 weeks ago)
"Distilling 3 'I'm Sorry I've Written a Joke' Threads into One Punchline"by Pat O'Vanton.
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Which American actor, best known for his lead role as Johnny Rico in the science-fiction action film Starship Troopers (1997), owns a poorly maintained ghost-themed goods vehicle that's constantly breaking down in a Scottish accent?Casper Van Dien
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 9 Sep 2025, 1:37,
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Which american actor is not very good at delivering supermarket groceries whilst maintaining a low carbon footprint?Van Diesel
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 6 Sep 2025, 19:53,
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