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I discovered an interesting thing the other day.

Did you know that on the Canary Islands, in the Eastern Atlantic, just off the coast of Western Sahara, that there are in fact, no canaries? Yep, none, nada, nix, zero canaries.

It’s the same thing on the Virgin Islands (where Richard Branson lives). Across the entire Virgin Islands you will not find one canary.
(I_Identify, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 1:08, 5 replies, latest was 7 months ago)

Sililarities
To be honest, there's a similar problem at posh London shop Selfridges; there are a few fridges but they're hidden in the basement.
(Rich4862, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 11:05, Reply)

Silimarities
I asked my pharmacist to help me deliver a lamb, and he was no bloody assistance at all.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 18:00, Reply)

Simimarities
I activated the tractor beam on my starship, and it completely failed to plough any fields.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 8:49, Reply)

I drove my tractor beam through your spacedock last night, Uhura Uhura

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 0:36, Reply)

because William Shatner

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 8:10, Reply)