InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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In the car park at workmy mate and I frequently arrive at work at about the same time, and often park next to each other (saves on door dings!).
When we get out of our vehicles, we usually greet each other by way of (normally exclusively Scottish) insults. So a typical morning may start:
Me: "A'right, bawbag?"
Him: "Aye, wee sacks".
We've been doing this for years (Google Rab Corbett to see where the inspiration came from) but it still makes us laugh when people overhear and look at us strangely.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:20,
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