InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
(
chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
« Go Back
One night downtown...Richard and I were walking to our cars, having been out playing pool for a few hours, and were going through the area with the trendy nightspots that always seem to attract the barely legal crowd. Ahead of us were two very heavy girls, both wearing low rise pants and the tightest tops they could stretch over themselves so that rolls of pale flesh were exposed everywhere, and strutting like they were Jordan and Pam Anderson. More inappropriate clothing for these two I could not imagine.
Richard looked at them and flinched, then turned to make a face at me. I shrugged and replied, "There goes five women on four legs."
(
The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:54,
Reply)
« Go Back