InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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When I'm in my little car, I generally swear like a navvyThough having said that, I do get a lot of "tosspot"s to the gallon...
Some of my favourites are:
arse-nadger
twatbasket (or twatbarrel)
fuckwit
arsewanker
and, inexplicably, 'monk-fish'. I really couldn't say why.
When my brother was a cub, his troop (pack?) scarf was West Ham colours. Just calling him an HP Sauce bottle could practically reduce him to tears.
And we once heard our neighbours' grown up son shouting very loudly that his father was a whore-monger and his mother was a whore. I don't believe either epithet was accurate.
Length, relevance, yada yada yada....
EDIT: and at the moment, I'm enjoying using 'Ya hure' (3 syllables) at every opportunity.
EDIT EDIT: And 'wankstain'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:47,
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