InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Schoolyardism, againIn response to any diatribe, one can always say "I know you are". This dazzling riposte wins every time (provided you're under 11 years old, anyway).
For example:
A: You, sir, are a dolt. A rapscallion. You have brought shame on yourself, on your regiment, and on the convent in which you were conceived. You are a fool of the highest order, and an embarrassment to all eukaryotic life.
B: I know you are.
[pause]
A: Fucksocks.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:56,
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