InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Insults of two words that mean the same thingDouble your insult, double your pleasure:
Cock-Dick
Testicle-Balls
Nipple-tits
Penis-cock
etc, etc.
Also using dfferent parts of the anatomy in the insult, coupled with normal everyday objects:
"Nice one hairdryer-knees"
"Why don't YOU shut up chair-beard?"
This all stemmed from a friend who would insult you by combining a desert with a rude part of the body. The high point of these were "rice-pudding-dick" and "ice-cream-tits".
Experiment, be creative.
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Captain Fabulous is what Willis was talking 'bout., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:41,
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