My brother
was sat in the bath, at the age of about three, being washed by my Mum when suddenly he burst into tears. My Mum tries to calm him down, "What's the matter darling?"
"I don't want to grow up.." He suddenly stammers through the snot bubbles.
"But everyone has to grow up, that's how you become an adult..." She soothes.
"But I don't WANT boobies!!" He whails.

He's still a big pansy now, at 32.
(Kohoutek, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 20:11, 2 replies)

Don't forget to remind him every day...
..that he is, in fact, a big pansy. It is your duty as a brother.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 4:49, closed)

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lol, I used to cry because I DID want them :-p
(MrBeansHoliday, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:43, closed)