Mind your language
My twin daughters are 2 and a half and at that age when they repeat everything they hear.
Their little friend Jack (aged 2) has started saying FUCK very loudly (wonder where he heard that) and the funny thing is he only uses it where it's appropriate (something falls on the floor, he slips over etc). You kind of have to admire that.

With mine, though, innuendo brings (me) hours of amusement:

Pointing to a picture of a camel: "OK, where's the camel's head?... GOOD! Now, where's the camel's leg?... YES!! GREAT!! OK, now, where's the camel's toe?"
Extra points if they repeat it back to me.
Turtle and Head, and Moose and Knuckles also work well, but I can't think of any more.
(Thomas_The_Spankengine, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 20:22, Reply)