ahem
although I posted earlier about parents affinity for oversized SUV's. I too helped ruin the planet as a child.

My dad took the family car to work, so my mum took me into town on the bus. After running up and down playing with the bell and shouting I was told to sit down.

Then something got my attention


"mum, mum mum mumummumum!" said I tugging at her skirt

"what is it?" replied she, slightly exasperated

*points at other passenger* "WHY IS THAT WOMAN SO FAT? IS SHE GOING TO HAVE A BABY OR IS SHE JUST A FATTY?"

We got off at the next stop and shortly afterwards became a two car family.
(willenium understands d-d transtions! :], Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:22, closed)