The joy of stupidly named children
There I was, doing the shopping in a well known food super-nay-megastore, gritting my teeth against the cacophony of argueing couples and screaming kids, that sounded very much like the steerage hold of a 17th century sailing ship on the way to the new world, when what do I hear above the din?

"Pepperoni! Put that down and come 'ere."

Pepperoni! Words fail me.
(don't eat yellow snow, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:10, closed)

At least it wasn't "Cli-TOR-us"
Yep, at least one kid out there is actually named that.

I'd take a pepperoni any day.
(Raelene, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:32, )

Oh how about
Asshole, pronounces "Ah SHOW lee"...

I actually know of her, it's not a joke.
(The Resident Loon drives women crazy, but not in the good way, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:56, )

I had a defendant today named Trashanda
I had to ask her to spell it because I was sure the "trash' part was a typo on the clerk's part.....

.....it wasn't
(flirting with badgers and back to muttering, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 6:31, )

heard a mother calling for her toddler the other day
"Frodo put that down!"
eek
(The Ear-Trumpet If in doubt pass on the trout, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:16, )