I don't have sprogs of my own..
... but seem to get on with them Ok none-the-less.

Anyway.. There seem to be a lot of people bitterly spitting about how nasty the little shites are, and how damned annoying new parents are to boot...

*I* reckon they're adorable - albeit as ugly as sin in the first few weeks - and rather look forward to having some of my own.

That is all: I just wanted to state that.

oh.. Additional:

To you lot who feel the need to concoct spiteful responses to those who enquire as to your future sprog-based plans, repeat after me and be honest:

"No. I don't plan on having kids: too many people have asked now and I have become too bitter and spiteful to be able to enjoy it. Encouraging an embittered person such as myself to become a parent is irresponsible: please refrain from doing so."
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:31, 2 replies)

*Clickey*
In complete agreement.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:19, closed)

Click!
Agreed. I've been pretty surprised by the number of posts along the lines of "I hate kids/babies, they're stupid, boring and poo themselves". Nice.

And complaining about teenagers being moody and all looking the same despite thinking they're all individuals just makes you look like a joyless old fart. Like it was any different when we were young. This QOTW has really brought out the Daily Mail in some people.
(Crayola Oblongata Is it Monday?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:18, closed)